Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 INSIDE CHURCH – RECEPTION HALL. RAYNE is lying underneath a table, flat on his back, when NOEL lies down under the table next to him, so their heads are side to side, but bodies facing in opposite direction. NOEL is mighty drunk, almost as bad as RAYNE. RAYNE Hey. NOEL Evenin'. PANEL 2 INSIDE CHURCH – RECEPTION HALL. RAYNE looks at NOEL suspiciously, NOEL looks fearful. RAYNE Why are you in my house? NOEL Archie's mom really has an alcohol problem. PANEL 3 INSIDE CHURCH – RECEPTION HALL. A thought enters RAYNE's head. RAYNE Parliamentary inquiry. NOEL Proceed. PANEL 4 INSIDE CHURCH – RECEPTION HALL. RAYNE turns his head, so that NOEL and RAYNE are face to face, staring at each other. RAYNE How much pee is too much pee for a diaper? NOEL Heh. NOEL You're gonna be covered in puke in 3 seconds.

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