Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 INSIDE CHURCH – RECEPTION HALL. JULIE is checking on RAYNE, who looks down at his crotch sadly. JULIE How you holding up? RAYNE I've been trying to get an erection for the last 15 minutes. PANEL 2 INSIDE CHURCH – RECEPTION HALL. NOEL grimaces. NOEL Why is that your barometer for everything? RAYNE It can be used as a thermometer too. PANEL 3 INSIDE CHURCH – RECEPTION HALL. RAYNE looks up at NOEL. RAYNE You look feverish. PANEL 4 INSIDE CHURCH – RECEPTION HALL. RAYNE moves to unzip his fly, as ISSA enters panel again. RAYNE Let me check. ISSA Cheers!

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