Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 INSIDE PORSCHE. JULIE is in the front seat, and ERIC is driving. ERIC Is it for the money? JULIE Nope. JULIE I'm worth more. PANEL 2 INSIDE PORSCHE. JULIE chuckles. ERIC Was your vagina surgically replaced with a sarlaac? ERIC Where a penis is digested slowly over a thousand years? JULIE Nope. PANEL 3 INSIDE PORSCHE. ERIC grimaces. ERIC Is it because you have a thing for whiny bitches who scuff paint on sports cars? PANEL 4 INSIDE PORSCHE. Pull out to show RAYNE is bungie corded to the hood of the car, as they drive. JULIE Nope. RAYNE Why can't you get a car with a back seat?

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