Comic Transcript

Con Tales (Will walks over to where SOHMER is slumped in his seat. Lar explains) Will: What's wrong with him? Lar: Yesterday, they were out of Funnel cakes. (LAR pats SOHMER on the back) Will: And today? Lar: The Funnel Cake machine was broken. (MOSS tries to help, as SOHMER looks up at him) Moss: I hear ISIS has funnel cakes. Sohmer: I have an open mind and I'm listening.

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