PANEL 1 CON TALES – TITLE PANEL. PANEL 2 SALT LAKE COMICON – BOOTH. SOHMER and LAR are sitting at the booth. SOHMER Can I come with you to Easter mass tonight? LAR To keep me company or to mock? PANEL 3 SALT LAKE CURCH – EASTER MASS. Cut to church, where SOHMER is on the ground like Charlton Heston screaming, looking at a statue of Jesus on the cross. LAR is nearby trying to stay hidden. SOHMER You maniacs! SOHMER You killed him! Damn you! Damn you all to hell! PANEL 4 SALT LAKE COMICON – BOOTH. Cut back to the booth, where SOHMER looks at LAR who's not laughing and tries to explain helpfully. SOHMER It's funny because I'm Jewish and we killed Jesus. LAR No, I got that.