Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 HEAVEN. A BEE and a MOSQUITO are side by side, getting their assignments in heaven from GOD (we don't see him). GOD Bees; GOD Pollinate flowers and make honey. GOD Mosquitos; GOD Make people itchy. PANEL 2 HEAVEN. MOSQUITO and BEE fly away, MOSQUITO is not pleased. MOSQUITO This sucks. MOSQUITO Why do you get to do the important stuff? PANEL 3 HEAVEN. GOD calls after them, and MOSQUITO turns around excitedly. GOD Mosquito? One more thing. MOSQUITO Yes! PANEL 4 HEAVEN. GOD gives him his other assignment, and MOSQUITO curses. GOD You're also going to spread disease. MOSQUITO Mother fucker.

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