Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 RAYNE'S HOUSE – BEDROOM. JULIE is getting dressed in the morning, as RAYNE's voice comes from the bathroom. RAYNE You remember back in the 90s, when every girl in the world had a Jennifer Anniston haircut? JULIE Not me. PANEL 2 RAYNE'S HOUSE – BEDROOM. JULIE smiles. JULIE Even back then I wasn't a sheep, I was the wolf. RAYNE Anyways, I give you- PANEL 3 RAYNE'S HOUSE – BEDROOM. RAYNE steps in, having his hair like BERNIE SANDERS. RAYNE The Bernie. PANEL 4 RAYNE'S HOUSE – BEDROOM. JULIE looks at him, not impressed. RAYNE points and yells at her. JULIE My sense of social equality says yes; JULIE But my vagina says no. RAYNE ONE PERCENTER!

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