PANEL 1 CNN. WOLF BLITZER Breaking news coming in as Presidential Candidate Cave Troll eats a reporter; WOLF BLIZTER Possibly in an effort to discover the location of MH370. PANEL 2 FOX NEWS. BRIAN KILMEADE Two words. BRIAN KILMEADE Ben Ghazi. PANEL 3 BBC. BBC ANCHOR A reporter has been eaten during a campaign event for Cave Troll. BBC ANCHOR A beautiful baby was born in a field of flowers. BBC ANCHOR Did you notice how my voice never changed pitch? PANEL 4 MSNBC. MSNBC ANCHOR I'm on the TV!