Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 IDS – NANCY'S AREA. RAYNE realizes something. RAYNE Hang on. RAYNE I've given you a 6% bump every single year, along with a 2% cost of living increase. PANEL 2 IDS – NANCY'S AREA. RAYNE points accusatory at NANCY. RAYNE You make great money. NANCY I know. PANEL 3 IDS – NANCY'S AREA. RAYNE is a little offended, and NANCY finds it amusing that he's actually offended. RAYNE Why don't you want to live in my house? NANCY Are you really asking me this? PANEL 4 IDS – NANCY'S AREA. RAYNE is proud of his accomplishment. NANCY Is there a single surface that's not covered in semen? RAYNE The New York Times said I was the 'Banksy of Ejaculate'.

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