PANEL 1 CON TALES – TITLE SEQUENCE. PANEL 2 CON TALES – WEBCOMIC RAMPAGE. LAR is talking into the speaker phone, while RANDY MILHOLLAND and DAVID WILLIS giggle around him. SOHMER's voice comes out. RANDY MILHOLLAND Shhhhhh, quiet. SOHMER Hello? LAR Uh hi, this is your Doctor… PANEL 3 CON TALES – WEBCOMIC RAMPAGE. LAR can barely get it out, as both WILLIS and MILHOLLAND explode in laughter. LAR I wanted to let you know that you can cure your shingles immediately; LAR By drinking a case of Red Bull. PANEL 4 CON TALES – SOHMER'S BED. Cut to SOHMER'S BED, where a drugged up SOHMER is being spoon fed more pills by a UNICORN. LAUGHTER should still be coming out of the phone. SOHMER I don't remember my doctor laughing this much. UNICORN THEODORE Take another pill, my pretty boy.