Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, MOM is holding RAYNE down. RAYNE Am I old enough to make memories? MOM Yes. Next panel, pull out to show RAYNE is getting a needle from the doctor and MOM is holding him down. RAYNE gives the 'are you a robot' look. RAYNE That's unfortunate for you. NEXT ROW HOME – KITCHEN. RAYNE walks into the kitchen to get some juice after school. DAD How was school? RAYNE Uneventful. RAYNE gets juice, and DAD hears something. DAD asks what the noise is, RAYNE answers. DAD Why is there a buzzing coming from your head? RAYNE There's a bee taped to my hair. DAD asks why, and RAYNE shrugs obviously. DAD Why? RAYNE A kid at school has lice. DAD still doesn't get it. DAD And? RAYNE I'm protected.

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