Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 IDS – NANCY'S AREA. RAYNE and NANCY are walking back to RAYNE's office, stopping by NANCY's area. NANCY smiles. RAYNE What about you? RAYNE What would you want? NANCY Excluding a raise? PANEL 2 IDS – NANCY'S AREA. RAYNE shrugs. RAYNE I did the math on that; RAYNE If I split the 7 million to all 11,000 employees; RAYNE It works out to a bump of $636 a year- RAYNE Or $53 a month. PANEL 3 IDS – NANCY'S AREA. RAYNE is frustrated, and goes inside his office as NANCY sits down at his desk. RAYNE There must be something I can do that's worth more than $26 per pay period for employees. PANEL 4 IDS – NANCY'S AREA. NANCY calls out to him in his office, he replies from there. NANCY Think about it that way, then. NANCY What's worth more than $26 to you? RAYNE A RIDE IN A GIANT PNEUMATIC TUBE!

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