Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 IDS – 67th FLOOR, CUBICLE FARM. RAYNE and NANCY step off the elevator, and RAYNE sees cubicles as far as the eyes can see, but no people. A voice comes from one of the cubicles. RAYNE Hello? MINION Bello. PANEL 2 IDS – 67th FLOOR, CUBICLE FARM. A MINION steps out, and RAYNE tries to talk to him. RAYNE So what is it you want? MINION Me want banana! PANEL 3 IDS – 67th FLOOR, CUBICLE FARM. More MINIONS poke out of their cubicles, as RAYNE looks uncomfortable. One of the MINIONS stands right next to NANCY. RAYNE I see. MINION Tulaliloo ti amo! PANEL 4 IDS – 67th FLOOR, CUBICLE FARM. Cut to reality, where all the MINIONS are actually IDS EMPLOYEES.ISSA is standing by NANCY. RAYNE whispers to NANCY. ISSA I thought he wasn't allowed down here. NANCY Don't tell HR. RAYNE Fuck bananas. RAYNE Let's sign this entire floor up for Rosetta Stone.

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