Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE is at the end of the tetherball rope instead of the ball, holding a bat. JOHN and BECKER are on either side of the pole. RAYNE It's like Tetherball; RAYNE Except the tetherball can fight back. NEXT ROW INSIDE – RAYNE'S ROOM. A close up of RAYNE's face. RAYNE You sir, offend me greatly. RAYNE continues. RAYNE Simply by your mere existence. RAYNE gets stern. RAYNE But I will no longer be the doll for you to play dress up with. RAYNE sets his mind. RAYNE I will be free. RAYNE raises his hands in victory. Pull out to show that is not wearing pants, and is talking to the pair of pants on the floor. Watching him, are MOM and DAD. DAD is taking off his pants, as MOM looks at him. RAYNE FREE! MOM What are you doing? DAD Joining the revolution.

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