Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE is waiting for the bus, while MACAULEY CAULKIN from Home Alone is standing next to him doing the AAAAAAAAAH scream right in RAYNE's face. RAYNE looks bored. MAC AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! NEXT ROW SCHOOL CAFETERIA. 4 panels of RAYNE singing MICHAEL JACKSON's Black or White. RAYNE They print my message RAYNE In the Saturday Sun RAYNE I had to tell them, RAYNE I ain't second to None RAYNE And I told about equality, RAYNE And it's true RAYNE Either you're wrong or you're right RAYNE But, if you're thinkin' RAYNE About my baby, RAYNE It don't matter if you're RAYNE Black or White. Pull out, to show JOHN is setting up a chess board. RAYNE looks at him weirdly. JOHN Are you sure that song is about Chess? RAYNE What else would it be about?

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