Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE is watching TV when DAD walks in. DAD What are you watching? RAYNE The news. Next ROW, RAYNE shows DAD his notepad. DAD No cartoons on? RAYNE Taking note of which countries are vulnerable. RAYNE For future reference. NEXT ROW HOUSE – LIVING ROOM. RAYNE is still watching tv when MOM walks in. MOM Dinner time. RAYNE TV time. MOM gestures, RAYNE shrugs, not looking away from the tv. MOM Come to the kitchen please. RAYNE Not hungry. MOM is losing patience. MOM We're eating now. RAYNE Why can't I eat here? MOM is getting exasperated, RAYNE still doesn't look at her. MOM We're having tacos. They're too messy to eat on the couch. RAYNE So I'm being punished for your lack of vision? Pause. MOM tries another tactic. RAYNE gets excited and jumps up to run to the kitchen. MOM Come eat your beef crackers. RAYNE I love beef crackers!

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