Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 SHIPYARD – DOCKS. On the deck of a large tug, the REALTOR is showing MIKE and RAYNE around. RAYNE and MIKE Are covering their noses. BOAT REALTOR This vessel was a large tug boat that'd been retrofitted to haul cargo. BOAT REALTOR Not the quickest thing on the water, but she'll get where she needs to go. MIKE So…. PANEL 2 SHIPYARD – DOCKS. RAYNE points out the obvious. RAYNE The smell. RAYNE What's up with the smell? BOAT REALTOR She used to haul compost and fertilizer. PANEL 3 SHIPYARD – DOCKS. MIKE is taken aback, as the REALTOR tries to salvage the situation, RAYNE starts walking away. MIKE You expect us to ship food on this thing? BOAT REALTOR With a good wash- RAYNE I think we're gonna pass on the SS Shitstink. PANEL 4 SHIPYARD – DOCKS. MIKE and RAYNE walk off the tug, and are starting to get annoyed. MIKE I can't wait to see the next ship. RAYNE I bet it's covered in leppers.

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