TITLE BOX In the title box, DAD walks into RAYNE's bedroom, quite suspiciously. RAYNE shrugs innocently, pointing at can of SPAM by his feet. DAD Did you bring your report card home? RAYNE It must've ended up in my spam folder. NEXT ROW SCHOOL – BATHROOM. JOHN and RAYNE have just been bullied in the bathroom, dunked in the toilet and given big wedgies. The BIG KIDS leave the room and call after them. BIG KID Nerds. JOHN and RAYNE get up. JOHN It's not fair. RAYNE Don't worry about it. RAYNE shrugs it off, wiping his hair dry. RAYNE In about 20 years, we'll spend most of our free time making fun of jocks the way they used to do it to us; RAYNE lays down some deep wisdom. RAYNE Thus proving that on the inside, we're all bullies, RAYNE just looking for someone inferior to pick on. RAYNE tries to pull out his wedgie with a grimace. RAYNE Hopefully, by then I'll have the taste of underwear out of my mouth.