Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE and DAD Come home after skating lessons. DAD doesn't look too happy, RAYNE shrugs. MOM How was skating? RAYNE I didn't like it. NEXT PANEL, RAYNE goes off to play, as MOM turns to DAD who grimaces. MOM Did he even try? DAD The second it took him to declare the ice was 'too slippery'. NEXT ROW BASEMENT. Close up of RAYNE. RAYNE The Egyptians built the pyramids. Pull out, to show RAYNE is in the basement. RAYNE The Greeks erected the Colossus of Rhodes. Pull out, to show RAYNE is showboating in front of DAD. RAYNE The Babylonians, the hanging gardens. RAYNE steps back, to show his masterpiece. RAYNE And I, Rayne of the North Americans, have bested them all. We finally see that RAYNE has built a tiny statue of himself. DAD It's a little Underwhelming. RAYNE Says the guy who won't take out a loan to buy me more LEGO.

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