PANEL 1 CON TALES – TITLE PANEL. PANEL 2 CON TALES. LAR is sketching while SOHMER is touching his neck. SOHMER Necks are weird. SOHMER Why have something so valuable so exposed? PANEL 3 CON TALES. A FAN (Mary) comes by and gives SOHMER an air horn. LAR is not pleased. SOHMER We should have evolved shells. FAN I brought you an air horn. LAR Oh, come on. PANEL 4 CON TALES. LAR is still not pleased, while SOHMER puts the air horn next to his ear to listen. LAR It's like looking at a dog driving a car and thinking, you know what that dog needs? LAR An assault rifle.