Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, MR MIYAGI is showing RAYNE how to clean the car. RAYNE looks skeptical. MR MIYAGI Wax on, Wax off. RAYNE I don't get how this is going to teach me Karate. NEXT PANEL, RAYNE has handed a buck to BECKER, who is now cleaning the car. RAYNE still looks sceptical at MR MIYAGI. RAYNE Capitalism? Sure. RAYNE But not Karate. NEXT ROW OUTSIDE – PARK. NOTE: Do not show RAYNE's lower half until last panel. RAYNE AND DAD are walking hand in hand away from the playground. RAYNE Do you believe in God? DAD Yes. RAYNE follows up. RAYNE Do you believe I am God? DAD No. RAYNE is curious. RAYNE Why? DAD Faith. DAD explains. DAD In a higher power. Pull out to show RAYNE's pants are soaking wet. RAYNE tries to maintain an air of mystery. DAD And the belief that said higher power wouldn't wet his pants on the playground. RAYNE All part of God's plan.

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