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PANEL 1 RAYNE's HOUSE – JOHN'S ROOM. JOHN slumps back into his pillow, LIL VADER shrugs. JOHN Of course you're here. LIL' VADER You're the one who summoned me. PANEL 2 RAYNE's HOUSE – JOHN'S ROOM. VADER doesn't like the 'tude he's getting. LIL' VADER Wasn't easy to find the time for you either. JOHN Oh? PANEL 3 RAYNE's HOUSE – JOHN'S ROOM. VADER nods. LIL' VADER I'm swamped today. LIL' VADER Putin is super needy. PANEL 4 RAYNE's HOUSE – JOHN'S ROOM. JOHN doesn't look surprised. JOHN Why am I not surprised you've been advising the Russian president? LIL' VADER Would you be more surprised to learn I'm his good conscience?

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