PANEL 1 CON TALES – TITLE PANEL. PANEL 2 OTTAWA COMICON – BOOTH. ASIAN comes up to the booth, where SOHMER AND LAR are in their spots, with MOSS behind them. MOSS doesn't miss a beat. ASIAN What do I have to do to make it into a Con Tales? MOSS Pull out your cock. PANEL 3 OTTAWA COMICON – BOOTH. They continue. SOHMER Then Moss is going to slap it as hard as he can. MOSS Meanwhile, you need to keep eye contact with Sohmer the entire time; MOSS Showing no emotion. PANEL 4 OTTAWA COMICON – BOOTH. The ASIAN walks away, with MOSS and SOHMER calling out after them. LAR is getting annoyed with SOHMER. MOSS Wait! MOSS I'll take off my rings! SOHMER Do you want a sketch? LAR Stop that.