Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 RAYNE's HOUSE – BEDROOM. RAYNE and JULIE are in bed, with RAYNE on his iPad, getting angry. RAYNE Fucking Bloggers. RAYNE Why can't one of them write a decent review of Amazing Spider-Man 2? PANEL 2 RAYNE's HOUSE – BEDROOM. RAYNE nods. JULIE You liked it? RAYNE Loved it. PANEL 3 RAYNE's HOUSE – BEDROOM. RAYNE looks happy at the thought. JULIE So write your own review. RAYNE Maybe I will. PANEL 4 RAYNE's HOUSE – BEDROOM. RAYNE starts to write, but turns to JULIE with a question. RAYNE Should I open or close with "I would watch 2 hours of Emma Stone taking a shite"? JULIE Open.

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