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PANEL 1 CON TALES – TITLE PANEL. PANEL 2 ECCC 2014 – BFE BOOTH. SOHMER and LAR are just sitting there. SOHMER I'm so horny right now. PANEL 3 ECCC 2014 – BFE BOOTH. LAR AND SOHMER leap at each other in passionate heat. PANEL 4 ECCC 2014 – BFE BOOTH. Cut back to reality, from Panel 2, with SOHMER staring at LAR. LAR Why you staring at me? SOHMER Your beard is like a thousand tiny caresses.

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