TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE is at the UN, giving a speech to the assembly. RAYNE Thank you for allowing me to speak to you today,; RAYNE looks at them all accusingly, and the ambassadors look away, not making eye contact. RAYNE an organization that has failed to stop every war in recent history . NEXT ROW At the UN, RAYNE keeps giving his speech. RAYNE I'm here to talk about the Russian problem. RAYNE explains. RAYNE The problem of course, is the Russians. RAYNE We're scared of them. Petrified even. RAYNE But why? And how do we combat that fear and face them? RAYNE shows a picture of an Angry bear. RAYNE The symbol of Russia is the Bear. The sleeping giant. Strong, vicious, relentless. RAYNE has an idea. RAYNE But what if we changed that? With a simple re-design. RAYNE is about to show another picture. RAYNE I give you the new symbol of Russia. RAYNE shows a new logo for Russia, with the soviet flag, but instead of an angry bear, it's FOZZY BEAR. RAYNE pretends to be scared, while smiling. RAYNE Oooooooooh…. Russia…..