Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 GYM. DEREK walks to RAYNE, and makes small talk. NOTE TO LAR: In the background of this entire strip, I want to see HARRY trying to do the splits over 2 objects, trying to re-enact the Van Damme Volve commercial. DEREK How long have you been training for? RAYNE My entire adolescence. PANEL 2 GYM. DEREK gestures to the mat. DEREK Cool, man. DEREK I'd love to see some of your signature moves. PANEL 3 GYM. RAYNE nods. RAYNE Check it. PANEL 4 GYM. RAYNE dives for the ground, while DEREK whispers to JULIE. DEREK Is he just humping the ground? JULIE To be fair, that's a pretty accurate depiction.

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