Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 RAYNE's HOUSE – LIVING ROOM. JOHN chuckles while reading the V-day entries. The ROOMBA enters the room. JOHN Heh. HARRY What? PANEL 2 RAYNE's HOUSE – LIVING ROOM. JOHN is tempted, but isn't sure. The ROOMBA begins knowing into JOHN's feet. JOHN Tempted to do something pretty mean to Rayne. JOHN But I can't. Can I? JOHN I can't. PANEL 3 RAYNE's HOUSE – LIVING ROOM. JOHN finally looks down at the ROOMBA, and calls out. RAYNE responds from his room. JOHN Why is the roomba covered in condoms? RAYNE A) It's a Coomba now. PANEL 4 RAYNE's HOUSE – LIVING ROOM. JOHN makes an ewwwww face and pulls out an entry, looking to HARRY. RAYNE B) Can you think of a better way to discard used condoms? JOHN I've chosen a winner.

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