PANEL 1 TITLE PANEL. A Title Panel, showing RAYNE in Russia, overlooking the Olympics looking thoughtful. TITLE Things I hope happen at the Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics PANEL 2 PODIUM. In the curling arena, a curler is holding on to the rock, while the other teammates are sweeping. The Curler looks thoughtful throughout. CURLER It ever dawn on anyone else that Curling is essentially Shuffleboard on ice? PANEL 3 PODIUM. CURLER Shuffleboard. CURLER What old people play in Florida. PANEL 4 PODIUM. CURLER Was the addition of 'ice' simply put in there so old people wouldn't play? CURLER And what happens when they discover ice cleats?