Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE is standing on the street waiting for the school bus with 'Lil Orphan Annie. ANNIE I was adopted today! RAYNE I read an article that bald people are all psychos. Next panel, RAYNE is waiting, while ANNIE's eyes go wide. NEXT ROW At School, RAYNE is giving a report to the other students and the teacher. Do not show his lower half. RAYNE Leading up to the science fair, I worked tirelessly to prove my theory. RAYNE is being poignant. RAYNE To show you, to show the world, how we as a people can do better. RAYNE Can be better. RAYNE sums up his findings. RAYNE In conclusion, I do firmly believe that the proper alternative to pants; RAYNE looks at the other students. RAYNE Is in fact, RAYNE No pants. RAYNE walks back to his seat, and we see that he is not wearing any pants. TEACHER Rayne- RAYNE Unfortunately, there will be no questions.

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