Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 Church – Confession Booth. RAYNE is in the confession booth. RAYNE Papa? PRIEST You can address me as 'father' PANEL 2 Church – Confession Booth. RAYNE keeps going. RAYNE I have thoughts, pop pop. RAYNE Adulterous thoughts. PANEL 3 Church – Confession Booth. RAYNE looks really confused. PRIEST Go on. RAYNE And lately, they've been getting more intense. RAYNE Forcing me to act on them. PANEL 4 Church – Confession Booth. RAYNE is still pretty unsure. PRIEST You must resist temptation and follow the path of the lord. RAYNE So I should stay with the iPhone or grab a Samsung Note? RAYNE You're being kinda vague.

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