Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 Nighttime – Gas Station. JOHN and LAURA are talking, with JOHN being pretty confused. VADER returns holding a shopping bag. JOHN I'm confused. JOHN Are you a cop? Or a prostitute? LIL' VADER What'd I miss? PANEL 2 Nighttime – Gas Station. VADER pulls out his sunglasses. JOHN Or a cop pretending to be a prostitute? LAURA What? NO! LIL' VADER I bought these sunglasses inside the gas station. PANEL 3 Nighttime – Gas Station. VADER puts them on. JOHN Then why is this so weird? LAURA Did you take your wedding ring off for this date? LIL' VADER I look like David Caruso in CSI Miami. PANEL 4 Nighttime – Gas Station. VADER takes them off, and yells the theme song from CSI Miami. JOHN My wedding ring??? LIL' VADER YeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaH!

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