PANEL 1
Nighttime – Gas Station. JOHN and LAURA are talking, with JOHN being pretty confused. VADER returns holding a shopping bag.
JOHN
I'm confused.
JOHN
Are you a cop? Or a prostitute?
LIL' VADER
What'd I miss?
PANEL 2
Nighttime – Gas Station. VADER pulls out his sunglasses.
JOHN
Or a cop pretending to be a prostitute?
LAURA
What? NO!
LIL' VADER
I bought these sunglasses inside the gas station.
PANEL 3
Nighttime – Gas Station. VADER puts them on.
JOHN
Then why is this so weird?
LAURA
Did you take your wedding ring off for this date?
LIL' VADER
I look like David Caruso in CSI Miami.
PANEL 4
Nighttime – Gas Station. VADER takes them off, and yells the theme song from CSI Miami.
JOHN
My wedding ring???
LIL' VADER
YeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaH!