Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 Rayne's Home – Bed Room. JULIE has just showered, and comes into RAYNE's room to see him on his iPad. JULIE What are you doing? RAYNE Signing John up for some online dating. PANEL 2 Rayne's Home – Bed Room. RAYNE shrugs, JULIE smiles. RAYNE The kid hasn't been out on a date since- RAYNE I don't even know when. JULIE You're a well intentioned friend. PANEL 3 Rayne's Home – Bed Room. JULIE sits down next to RAYNE, to look at the iPad. JULIE What's AshleyMadison.com? RAYNE Another dating site. RANE They're all the same. PANEL 4 Rayne's Home – Bed Room. RAYNE states the obvious. RAYNE Except for ChristianMingle.com RAYNE Whose slogan should be- RAYNE "Find God's Match For You. Because he's too fucking busy convincing you Dinosaurs weren't real"

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