TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE is watching TV when DAD walks in. DAD Shouldn't you be doing your homework? RAYNE I'll learn everything I need from the aptly named 'The Learning Channel'. Next panel, DAD offers a counterpoint, while RAYNE shrugs it off. DAD What happens if they change their programming exclusively to shows about toddlers dressing inappropriately? RAYNE That's like saying the History channel will stop broadcasting history programs. NEXT ROW At School, the TEACHER is teaching history when RAYNE interupts. TEACHER Does anyone know- RAYNE It was the fault of the English. The TEACHER looks irritated, as RAYNE shrugs. TEACHER You didn't let me finish- RAYNE English. Fault. Theirs. TEACHER shoots back to RAYNE, he retorts. TEACHER That's your answer to every history question RAYNE That's THE answer to every history question. RAYNE makes a small concession. RAYNE Except on a few rare occasions when it's either the Romans or the Christian Church. But mostly the English. Awkward pause as the TEACHER collects herself. RAYNE asks her, as she closes the book she was using. RAYNE What was the question? TEACHER Let's do math.