Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 Restaurant – Lunchtime. NOEL and RAYNE are still having lunch, chatting. NOEL Did you ever pick up the new iPhone? RAYNE Meh. The only noticeable improvement is the fingerprint reader. PANEL 2 Restaurant – Lunchtime. RAYNE gets aggressive. RAYNE And that's a terrible idea. NOEL Why's that? PANEL 3 Restaurant – Lunchtime. RAYNE explains. RAYNE Before, I only had to worry about someone stealing my phone. RAYNE Now? RAYNE I also need to worry about them cutting off my fingers. PANEL 4 Restaurant – Lunchtime. RAYNE holds up his hands, but has his fingers curled down so it looks like there's only nubs there. NOEL nods. RAYNE How will I bowl, Noel? RAYNE How will I bowl? NOEL Yeah. They were sold out when I went to the store too.

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