TITLE BOX In the title box, MOM and DAD Are sitting in the living room, when DAD Sees something out the window. DAD H-uh. NEXT PANEL, DAD is still looking, and MOM is startled. DAD Why is our shaking his naked bum in the middle of the street? NEXT ROW HOME – OUTSIDE. MOM runs out of the house yelling at RAYNE. MOM RAYNE!!! MOM PULL UP YOUR PANTS RIGHT NOW!! MOM gets to RAYNE, who has pulled up his pants, and is standing next to JOHN, looking guilty. MOM What were you thinking? RAYNE Sorry. MOM lectures. MOM Those are your privates. Keep them private. MOM keeps lecturing, as RAYNE, eyes downcast, says sorry again. MOM I don't want want to see you do that ever again. RAYNE Sorry. As MOM Walks away, JOHN whispers to RAYNE. JOHN You could've told her you were trying to get the ants out of your underwear. RAYNE The followup questions would've been worse.