Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, Outside in the snow and in his snowsuit, RAYNE is putting in the nose on his snowman, looking angry. RAYNE Someone keeps eating the carrot noses. NEXT PANEL, we see that the nose he's making is out of EX-LAX. RAYNE So I'm replacing it with a laxative. NEXT ROW KITCHEN. MOM is cleaning in the kitchen, when RAYNE walks in for a snack. MOM Did you practice for your spelling test tomorrow? RAYNE Sure didn't. MOM glances at him, curiously. RAYNE rummages in the fridge for food. MOM Why is that? RAYNE takes out a carton of lemonade from the fridge, and looks thoughtful. RAYNE I feel like we're on the cusp of an age where computers will fix my spelling for me; RAYNE Followed by an age where we intentionally spell things incorrectly and use acronyms to save time. RAYNE drinks right out of the carton. MOM gestures to his room, chuckling while she does. RAYNE storms off. MOM Go practice for your test. RAYNE One day, I'll be the one laughing out loud.

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