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Every Sunday we publish an oversized Beginnings comic featuring Rayne in his youth.

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It is Time. V Time.

We missed it last year, but I wasn’t going to let it happen again.

So behold my friends, the (almost) annual LICD Valentines Day Date Contest:

We’re working on a tight window due to the fact that I’m heading on vacation for a week before our trip to Seattle, so consider the deadline right now. Go. Enter.

And as always, please make sure to include all the requested info. This contest is open to anyone on the planet.

Except those who live in Peru.

You know what you did.

-Because I Can.

Quote of the Day

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
-Charles M. Schulz  

It’s time to light the lights!

Hey folks,

My wife and I support the Multiple Sclerosis Society through fundraising every year. Between crowdfunding and Kickstarting and Patreons there’s a huge competition for your time and money. Now, I don’t have a lot of skills but the ones I do have are part of the reason you are reading this comic. So here’s the pitch:

From now through April, I am drawing custom avatars with a different cartoon theme each month. For February that theme is The Muppets!

With a donation of $40 or more to our campaign I will draw your caricature/character then email you the files. A a high res png file (8″ square, 300 dpi) and a low res jpeg (for social media). You can print it, make shirts, use it on your website or business cards. And on top of that your donation is TAX DEDUCTIBLE!

Go to and make your donation of $40 (or more!)

Send your donation confirmation along with a photo to me (

I will send you back the art.

Upcoming art themes are My Little Pony (March), Rick and Morty and Yellow Submarine (April). Collect the set!! Get a tax deductible receipt! Feel superior to your lesser non charity giving friends!



On November 24th (or possibly the 22nd), 2008, I did that thing where I got married to another human being, pledging to spend the rest of my life with her. To be fair, I was drinking around 8 red bulls a day back then, so I genuinely didn’t think I was making that much of a long term commitment.

Regardless, with a ring on my finger, I be wed.

And there that ring stayed. For the last 9 years it resided on my finger, never leaving its new home…

…because Fatty McFatFingers hit 30 and apparently I carry my goddamn weight in my fingers. Thus, the ring was stuck.

It hasn’t really bothered me, until recently, when it began to hurt. A lot.

So I did what anyone with internet access does, and I google how to get this metal thing off my finger. String. Butter. Lube. Grease. Oil. Cold Water. Soap.

It wasn’t going anywhere.

That’s when I knew I was going to have to get it cut off my finger. I called the jeweler, who said no. I called another jeweler, who also said no. Finally, the 3rd jeweler told me they wouldn’t do it either, and that I would have to go to the hospital to get it off.

Just then, our office contractor walked into my building…

(NSFW – Lots o’ F Bombs. Lots).

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I make very poor decisions.

-Because I Can.

Quote of the Day

“If you aren’t in the moment, you are either looking forward to uncertainty, or back to pain and regret.”
-Jim Carrey